Everyone Who's Not Dancing Is A Rapist!

Maskinen is the new party phonomenon in Sweden who everyone's talking about. To the Swedes, they are totally provocative (the chorus translates to "everyone who's not dancing is a rapist"). Seriously, this is my summer party anthem! Get down with the get down!

Oh, by the way "The Summer Of Russell" party series is official. First jump off is May 31st. at the Matador downtown Orlando. I know it's kinda far off and your short term memory isn't that good (puff, puff, pass and all). There will be reminders in the future. Just clear your calenders now. Fo' real, sun.